Boyz Town: a sign of the times
by Lo Or Pilaf

BOYZ TOWN SIGN TO CHANGE
A meeting of business owners in Pattayaland Soi 3 recently decided, in view of falling visitors to the Soi, to replace the current Boyz Town sign at the Second Road end with one in Russian. This will take effect some time after the Songkran Festival.

LE CAFÉ ROYALE TO INTRODUCE THAI BOXING
Due to the success of the bars on Beach Road Le Café Royale have decided to install a Thai boxing ring in the bar/restaurant area, later this month, thus cancelling for the time being their usual entertainment. "It is for a trial period just to see if we can attract the same crowds as the bars on Beach Road" said an insider at Le Caff. Apparently diners will be able to eat on the smoker's terrace.

FACE-LIFT AT AMBIANCE
One of the plans being considered at The Ambiance is to open a cosmetic surgery clinic three days a month. "The Boyz Sauna & Gym has plenty of room and would be ideal" we were told off the record. Services available would be Botox, the usual "nip and tuck" procedures and sexual enhancement techniques. Ambiance customers will receive preferential rates.

PANORAMA LIFE MEMBERSHIP AND
OSCARS PRIVILEGE CARD UPDATES
Theses two popular discount cards are now both being accepted by Dr S. C. Rotum's Gentleman's Clinic on Pattaya Third Road. Dr Rotum specializes in sexual enhancement treatment and therapies for the more mature gentleman. "I am happy to accept these cards and will give a 10% discount off of our published charges" he told us. For more information visit www.dr-scrotum.com.

AMOR TO INTRODUCE CABBAGE CAKE
Following on from the success of the now famous Amor Carrot Cake, the busy Amor Restaurant on Boyz Town is to introduce its latest item the Cabbage Cake. "It was only a matter of time" a spokesman told us. "If you like his carrot, your love his cabbage" they continued. What does it taste like, we asked? "Cabbages"!

That's all the Boyz Town news for this day April 1, 2008.
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